we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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