I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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