Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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