Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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