In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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