she kept yelling 'call me bella'
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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