YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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