hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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