I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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