I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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