Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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