Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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