Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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