Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Found your dick twin last night
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
