one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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