Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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