Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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