so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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