What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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