I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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