He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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