I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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