so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You made out with two different species that night
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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