I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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