I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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