Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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