does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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