we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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