he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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