her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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