a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
bring money and cleavage
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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