yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
The air was thick with penises
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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