He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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