I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Randomize
