I don't think brook has ever known best
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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