Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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