white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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