My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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