just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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