i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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