as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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