i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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