I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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