My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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