just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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