Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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