i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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