We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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