dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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