Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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