i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
dude. I can hear the air.
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