Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Congratulations! We have a period
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