first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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