then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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