Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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